DATING CHECKLIST

Are you:

1.) Still married.

2.) Gay.

3.) A compulsive liar, gambler, drinker.

Did you:

4.) Forget to pay your child support the last four years.

5.) Have sex with your “ex” last week.

6.) Cut in front of the little old lady at the grocery store.

7.) Do even one line of dope at the bar, (even though you don’t have a drug problem.)

8.) Tell your girlfriend you were at the restaurant alone and the flowers were for your mom.

9.) Believe your dad when he told you all women were stupid, helpless creatures.

10.) Lie or change your answers on any of the above questions.

If so:

1.) Keep walking.

2.) Don’t look at me.

3.) Don’t smile at me.

4.) Don’t ask me out.

5.) Don’t ask why.

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I wrote this 8 years ago…many thoughts have changed over the years, a few have not.

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About beautifulmess3025

I'll forgive you long before I forgive myself. I'll push you away while I am longing to hold you. I find myself thinking of how much you mean to me..without saying it nearly enough. My son is teaching me how to love, laugh, and live:)
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2 Responses to DATING CHECKLIST

  1. adultsatires says:

    Bwa ha ha ha! Brilliant. 😀

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