1.) Still married.
3.) A compulsive liar, gambler, drinker.
4.) Forget to pay your child support the last four years.
5.) Have sex with your “ex” last week.
6.) Cut in front of the little old lady at the grocery store.
7.) Do even one line of dope at the bar, (even though you don’t have a drug problem.)
8.) Tell your girlfriend you were at the restaurant alone and the flowers were for your mom.
9.) Believe your dad when he told you all women were stupid, helpless creatures.
10.) Lie or change your answers on any of the above questions.
1.) Keep walking.
2.) Don’t look at me.
3.) Don’t smile at me.
4.) Don’t ask me out.
5.) Don’t ask why.
I wrote this 8 years ago…many thoughts have changed over the years, a few have not.